So I go away to watch a film and when I come back.
- Erin is off her tits and screaming at spiders
- Some has ghost-fucked in Susie’s room
- And I’m pretty much sure that I will not get a bit of Claire’s cake.
A collection of rants and ravings from a hero none can compare to. Possessed with the ability to be pessimistic, sarcastic, loving and optimistic all within one paragraph.
Watch as our hero wrestles with public stupidity.
Be amazed at his knowledge of all things useless.
So lets join our adventurer below!